May 2013
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
“Everyone keeps saying that immigration is bad because immigrants might be...”
– A fucking SIXTH GRADER in debate today. (via dionthesocialist)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
tupacabra:
if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
